Archive for June, 2008

You know that post about Dave Elms? Over the past few days, I noticed a few spikes in my site’s traffic coming from sites I’d never heard of. At some point, I clicked a few of the trackbacks, just to see what these sites were about, and discovered that they were review sites [...]

He was kneeling there with his cock in his hand, his come dripping down the sides of my breasts. He looked puzzled.
“I came,” he said. “But I didn’t, you know, come.”
I was pretty dazed, so I was having a hard time processing confusing statements.
“What do you mean?”
“I mean I came, but I didn’t have [...]

dave elms.

19Jun08

Dave Elms runs a popular website called The Erotic Review. It’s where clients post reviews of escorts by assigning a numerical value (between one and ten) and a detailed description of the encounter. It’s also where many escorts find their business.
In a little-known success story, TheEroticReview.com has come to dominate the country’s prostitution [...]

Last week, I was asked to give my response to an episode of Showtime’s Secret Diary of a Call Girl, the British import based on Belle de Jour’s blog and book, which airs tonight.
(I have a hard time remembering the name because it resembles the title of every escort memoir I’ve ever seen. The [...]

I have an aggressive former client who won’t let up. He called last night. He called the night before. He called the night before that. I open up my email account and there he is, subject line, “Where are you?” and “Call me” and “I’m in New York” and “Why won’t you return my calls?” [...]

I straddle Gabriel’s skinny hips while he lies back perfectly flat with his hands behind his head, his erection hard against his stomach. I’m distracted by the crease where his bicep meets his deltoid – I think it’s one of those details that’s inexplicably hot to me, like his hips and his hands. [...]

7 songs.

08Jun08

They say you should never talk about religion, politics, or music with someone you plan to sleep with, presumably because a mismatch in these subject areas can really kill attraction. But when Reverse Cowgirl tapped me for the 7 Songs meme, I had to do it. So, to killing attraction…
List seven songs you [...]

Yeah, that means you, Tight Magazine. It’s appropriate that my rapey post was the one you chose to steal because, well…
And it’s one thing to have someone lift your writing. It’s something else to see that writing dumbed down and run through the imagined voice of a teen. I’ve just been blog-raped.
This [...]