things i should figure out.
10Apr08
1) When to be open.
2) When to shut down.
2b) Whether to shut down.
3) When to shut the fuck up.
3b) Whether to shut the fuck up.
4) How to order tea without confusing the cashier at Starbucks.
5) How to deepthroat with minimal resistance between the back of my mouth and the depths of my throat. Practice.
Practice.
I’ll figure this out by leaving town. Actually, I probably won’t figure anything out, but I’m going to leave town anyway.
Aren’t lists great…we enumerate things…THEN we can choose to do them..or if you’re like me…simply ignore the ones you don’t like and DO the ones you wanted to anyway.
I’ve never figured out the first 4 …and if I’m lucky will avoid 5 entirely…LOL
I would be interested in the answers to all of these. Here’s hoping you find them.
me, too. i hope you have a good and safe journey.
Hope you have a safe trip and get everything you wish for.
Leaving town for…Montreal? For a long stay?
Nr. 5 calls for much practice.
Nr. 3 and Nr. 3b— the answers are “never” and “no”.
Nr. 1— the answer is “In this blog”.
Safe journey, girl: enjoy the trip.
Safe journey, sweetie.
Safe journey and as for 4 – Starbucks tea is gross, why would you ever!
If you find the solutions to 1-3 let us know, I’m hurting for those answers, as well — in all facets of my life.
4. “I’d like a medium earl grey, one bag… no medium… I mean grande… one bag… no earl grey is the one to the right of that one… just one bag… medium cup… I mean venti – er grande…”
Well, maybe I don’t know the answer to that one.
1 thru 3b are universal, so let us know what you come up with there. 4 and 5 are not for me. Hope your trip is a good one…
Or maybe it could just as well be Things They Should Figure Out:
1. When to listen
2. When to back off
2b. When to coax
3. When to apologize
3b. When it’s not really about them.
Take care, while you’re away, debauchette.
have a great trip…
funny how sometimes it’s easiest to see your life when you aren’t in it…
Actually …we secretly want you to have a dangerous, tension filled, torrid, hugely massively disruptive …brink of disaster – nail biting – car crashes, sirens, ….need we say the obvious …crescendos of steamy rippling multiple orgasms?
Followed by …
Segue to soft morning light ….
cue the doves…(Sorry Guvnor, the Dove handlers union couldn’t make it …will pigeons do?
…uhhh…OK)
The soft cooing of pigeons …damn …OK only one pigeon)…
Kakk!…
(the pigeon hath a bid of a kold)…
(Uppah Klass English accent here)…
Followed by tea…on the terrace…. last syllable should rhyme with “ass”
to reflect on the exigencies of life and how …
*hold out your hand and admire your perfect nails here.*..
pause…
sip of tea through the cupids bow of your lips
pause…
so sublime
…a quick breath to lift those oh so perfect breasts…thrusting those aureole out …ohhh
Damn!!!!…lost it after visualizing those nipples!
Well, see, now you worry me. Please write if you are going to visit Josephine, I’ll be there soon. And if you’re going to the Med, God damn take me with you!
Take a little break, it’s always good. Please take very good care of yourself throughout your travels. PLEASE!
oxoxoxox
PS Please don’t ever shut the fuck up.
reading that was like looking in the mirror!